Panty Hog

"WE GO 'HOG WILD' OVER LADIES UNDERWEAR!!!" I don't know if they have a slogan or not but I think that would be pretty clever.

"Asia, Have Big Penis" isn't an actual location, mister.

Wow, specializing in butt musk. That's the kind of shit you put on your rsum.

Sometimes a single weird post can kill a thread and sometimes there are posts with the power to level entire cities.

I don't know what the hell is going on but this is the greatest smiley I have ever seen.

People Magazine? No thanks. Newsweek? Nah. Cat Fancy? Nuh-uh. Creepy Freak Monthly? Oh yeah!

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