One day you might be on your way home from a good day at preschool and the next thing you know you're helping your dad lift a dead deer onto the hood of his station wagon so he can "slice that bugger open fer dinner." Some would consider this Hell.
I wonder if the kids fight over the pieces without tire marks.
Would sucking on the fluid from a partially decomposed raccoon's face be considered good or bad food?
The Behr tribe's trail of tears is a little different because it involves the unemployment office.
I guess this is why nobody wrote any songs about the summer of '79.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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