One day you might be on your way home from a good day at preschool and the next thing you know you're helping your dad lift a dead deer onto the hood of his station wagon so he can "slice that bugger open fer dinner." Some would consider this Hell.

I wonder if the kids fight over the pieces without tire marks.

Would sucking on the fluid from a partially decomposed raccoon's face be considered good or bad food?

The Behr tribe's trail of tears is a little different because it involves the unemployment office.

I guess this is why nobody wrote any songs about the summer of '79.

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