They call him Uncle Redbuck because even the dollar bills in his pockets are embarrassed to be seen with him.
Damn it, I want the Ted Nugent forum to come back.
Hey, it could be worse. She could b-- Okay, it can't be worse.
As long as this image stays on my computer I'll never be able to look at it the same way.
But what about the butt musk?? Come on, butt musk!
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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