They call him Uncle Redbuck because even the dollar bills in his pockets are embarrassed to be seen with him.
Damn it, I want the Ted Nugent forum to come back.
Hey, it could be worse. She could b-- Okay, it can't be worse.
As long as this image stays on my computer I'll never be able to look at it the same way.
But what about the butt musk?? Come on, butt musk!
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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