They call him Uncle Redbuck because even the dollar bills in his pockets are embarrassed to be seen with him.
Damn it, I want the Ted Nugent forum to come back.
Hey, it could be worse. She could b-- Okay, it can't be worse.
As long as this image stays on my computer I'll never be able to look at it the same way.
But what about the butt musk?? Come on, butt musk!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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