They call him Uncle Redbuck because even the dollar bills in his pockets are embarrassed to be seen with him.
Damn it, I want the Ted Nugent forum to come back.
Hey, it could be worse. She could b-- Okay, it can't be worse.
As long as this image stays on my computer I'll never be able to look at it the same way.
But what about the butt musk?? Come on, butt musk!
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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