They call him Uncle Redbuck because even the dollar bills in his pockets are embarrassed to be seen with him.
Damn it, I want the Ted Nugent forum to come back.
Hey, it could be worse. She could b-- Okay, it can't be worse.
As long as this image stays on my computer I'll never be able to look at it the same way.
But what about the butt musk?? Come on, butt musk!
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Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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