They call him Uncle Redbuck because even the dollar bills in his pockets are embarrassed to be seen with him.

Damn it, I want the Ted Nugent forum to come back.

Hey, it could be worse. She could b-- Okay, it can't be worse.

As long as this image stays on my computer I'll never be able to look at it the same way.

But what about the butt musk?? Come on, butt musk!

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