Hey Jaf, you mother trucker! Stop being so respectful and rational you big jerk! We don't take kindly to your type 'round these parts.
I'm looking at a nickel on my desk and on the back of it it says "Lewis & Clark". When the hell did this happen and who do I complain to about it?
Pussy is non-partisan, bro. Sorry you had to 'sperg out over the election.
This is the best post yet.
He said he would create jobs.
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This posts "sucks" because it's written by a "retarded" "republi"can w"ho" is out of "touch" with the real world"."
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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