Hey Jaf, you mother trucker! Stop being so respectful and rational you big jerk! We don't take kindly to your type 'round these parts.


I'm looking at a nickel on my desk and on the back of it it says "Lewis & Clark". When the hell did this happen and who do I complain to about it?


Pussy is non-partisan, bro. Sorry you had to 'sperg out over the election.


This is the best post yet.


He said he would create jobs.


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This posts "sucks" because it's written by a "retarded" "republi"can w"ho" is out of "touch" with the real world"."


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