A definition of irony worthy of Webster's.
Then why do so many hippie queer college kids backpack there then? Huh, huh?!
After this passionately written call for action, Eugene fell asleep at his computer desk with a slice of pizza resting on his gut.
This socialist America brought to you by democrats, socialist republicans, and viewers like you.
I would enroll this guy in a development economics course just to watch him squirm. Now that's entertainment.
He was the first African-American to be elected President of the United States on what promises to be remembered as one of the most historical days in this nation's history and all Timothy Dexter can say is "OWNED".
Obama's gonna take away our Facebooks :(
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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