A definition of irony worthy of Webster's.
Then why do so many hippie queer college kids backpack there then? Huh, huh?!
After this passionately written call for action, Eugene fell asleep at his computer desk with a slice of pizza resting on his gut.
This socialist America brought to you by democrats, socialist republicans, and viewers like you.
I would enroll this guy in a development economics course just to watch him squirm. Now that's entertainment.
He was the first African-American to be elected President of the United States on what promises to be remembered as one of the most historical days in this nation's history and all Timothy Dexter can say is "OWNED".
Obama's gonna take away our Facebooks :(
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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