Why not? We've already had several anti-Christs for president.

Eh, it's still better than Brazil's flag.

I didn't know Dr. Suess was a racist.

We elected a dictator??? I hope Congress knows about this.

It took a black guy getting elected to the highest office in the land to convince people there's no God. Finally.

Well, we elected a hick after the Oklahoma City bombing.


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