In fact, the media is helping them rape and pillage!


Black people are weak because they don't fight back against cops who have guns, intimidation, and authority on their side. Okay...


At least Prop 1A passed. Aren't you glad you won't have to read about that anymore on the front page? Heh.


I don't know about you guys but McCain dying and seeing Sarah Palin become president scared me more than any terrorist ever has...


14-year-old RasterMaster has made his case.


January 20th, 2009

1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington, DC 20500

You guys won't do shit.


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