When disabled kids die they aren't disabled in heaven? Well that's nice of God.
Well shit, if you already have 20 kids that's a whole classroom right there.
It's like growing up in a frat house.
Yeah this sure isn't a ticking time bomb set to explode someday. I don't want to be around when that happens. I'd like to view a DVD copy of it though.
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A body lies in a warehouse storing skeletons, devil masks, broken dolls, Satanic pentagram stencils, inexpertly stuffed dead animals, out of tune music boxes, and flickering light bulbs. The corpse has been mangled, its intestines pulled out to spell "Spooky Force" on the ground.
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