When disabled kids die they aren't disabled in heaven? Well that's nice of God.
Well shit, if you already have 20 kids that's a whole classroom right there.
It's like growing up in a frat house.
Yeah this sure isn't a ticking time bomb set to explode someday. I don't want to be around when that happens. I'd like to view a DVD copy of it though.
Special thanks to Little Barnacle, most erotic flower, Machado de Assis, HulkaMatt, Apology, hamster eater, blinkertits, the deadly hume, Housemaster, Needs More Ditka, Bonaventure, Quack, Max Nitwit, Command Key, Lunchbox, Softbomb, Hawkstein, Radio F Software, Bag of Glass, and Mattimeus, who are all God's special ones.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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