When disabled kids die they aren't disabled in heaven? Well that's nice of God.
Well shit, if you already have 20 kids that's a whole classroom right there.
It's like growing up in a frat house.
Yeah this sure isn't a ticking time bomb set to explode someday. I don't want to be around when that happens. I'd like to view a DVD copy of it though.
Special thanks to Little Barnacle, most erotic flower, Machado de Assis, HulkaMatt, Apology, hamster eater, blinkertits, the deadly hume, Housemaster, Needs More Ditka, Bonaventure, Quack, Max Nitwit, Command Key, Lunchbox, Softbomb, Hawkstein, Radio F Software, Bag of Glass, and Mattimeus, who are all God's special ones.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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