When disabled kids die they aren't disabled in heaven? Well that's nice of God.
Well shit, if you already have 20 kids that's a whole classroom right there.
It's like growing up in a frat house.
Yeah this sure isn't a ticking time bomb set to explode someday. I don't want to be around when that happens. I'd like to view a DVD copy of it though.
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Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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