Plenty of Fish is a 100% free online dating and advice site. I don't know who exactly is giving out advice here since every poster seems to be unable to function normally in society. Ever have a guy clog your toilet on the first date? Then Plenty of Fish is the place to go!

And they say women have self-esteem issues... Look at this pussy.


PLEASE SOMEBODY IN AMERICA GIVE ME A CHANCE!!!


The fact that the people who play them are greasy neckbeards.


hi2u cuti ;) wnt me to clog ur toilet tonite??? :)


Dragons DO exist you bitch! Stop trying to hide the truth!


When we got back she peed like a racehorse! I know because I filmed it!


"Hello" would be nice you stupid fuck. Let me ask the Internet what to do instead.


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