I was going to comment on this image, then I realized that I have been to Japan and Firefox is my default browser. Sigh.
Even Jay Leno uses the Internet to find love these days.
Just shut up and take your Xanax, lady.
One day, guys, one day...
We've come a long way from communication with a series of grunts and whistles in the jungle.
The pills sterilizes you for life. Didn't you read the instructions?
Stop posting here, Kanye.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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