Wow, I didn't know it was so involved!
You could say to a chick, "The blue whale is the largest animal to ever live. Heh, second largest actually. Let me know you the first." and then you unzip your fly. Heh.
You mean, uhm, rape?
Now this is something we can all get behind.
My goal: Get herpes from a stranger.
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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