Wow, I didn't know it was so involved!
You could say to a chick, "The blue whale is the largest animal to ever live. Heh, second largest actually. Let me know you the first." and then you unzip your fly. Heh.
You mean, uhm, rape?
Now this is something we can all get behind.
My goal: Get herpes from a stranger.
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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