The media Jew!

Well nobody would want Tyra Banks to make them look like a fool.

Haha "commander". You dumb asshole.

This image isn't worksafe because it features a Mexican.


Is this a fauxtest?

Don't talk about Elmo like that.

The person who submitted it did so because it has the word "goon" in it. Works for me.

Who doesn't love crack?

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