Yeah, well, he lied.

All women are sluts, even the ones who want to save themselves for marriage I guess.

Well, water is the universal solvent!

Yeah this is all good advice. I'm glad this forum exists.

Fucking Internet. You can always find at least one person who will defend anything.

I am the TROGON. I did not give you allergies. Rarrr! I AM TROGON.

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