Yeah, well, he lied.
All women are sluts, even the ones who want to save themselves for marriage I guess.
Well, water is the universal solvent!
Yeah this is all good advice. I'm glad this forum exists.
Fucking Internet. You can always find at least one person who will defend anything.
I am the TROGON. I did not give you allergies. Rarrr! I AM TROGON.
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Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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