I'm surprised the moderator only edited out the email address.
He knows how long his friends' penises are. Welp.
"lovemeh2006" might as well learn how to give good head now, because that's the only way she's going to get anyone to "love heh". Just from this one post you can predict a lifetime of issues and drama.
She's 19. Kick her out of the house already.
I wish I had the Internet when I was a kid because I had no idea what to do when my dick got hard. My mom straightened me out eventually.
Eat more prawns.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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