Man there are so many ways to do it. Get into my white unmarked windowless van and I'll show you the world.

When I told my girlfriend I was going to comb her clint she left me...


See, this is what's wrong with girls. Instead of telling her boyfriend to fuck off and that she's not going to shave it all off she asks for advice on how to please him because she's so scared of not having a boyfriend. All you have to do is keep it clean and trimmed. Don't listen to these faggots who want you to look like a 12 year old.

I love seafood.

When I started jerking off I didn't tell anyone. I can't imagine growing up today and then announcing to the Internet that I came for the first time.

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