Man there are so many ways to do it. Get into my white unmarked windowless van and I'll show you the world.
When I told my girlfriend I was going to comb her clint she left me...
MALE POSTER SPOTTED
See, this is what's wrong with girls. Instead of telling her boyfriend to fuck off and that she's not going to shave it all off she asks for advice on how to please him because she's so scared of not having a boyfriend. All you have to do is keep it clean and trimmed. Don't listen to these faggots who want you to look like a 12 year old.
I love seafood.
When I started jerking off I didn't tell anyone. I can't imagine growing up today and then announcing to the Internet that I came for the first time.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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