Oh yeah? Well I got my wood elf ranger to level 29. Beat that.

Guys sure are persistent. You gotta give us that.

Something "hard" all right!

Maybe it was the Nintendo DS.

You have an irregular period? You have no periods!

I'd rather die than not jerk off 5 times a day.

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