We've featured Eka's Portal before, but it's time to revisit some old friends, and make new ones! Let's see what the guys and guys over at the vore forums are up to these days.

Damn, I gotta link to the first one out of the gate. Listen, if the following image arouses you, well, you don't have to get off the Internet but you can't stay here!


RARRRR EAT MY COCK YOU VORE FAGGOT (I mean "faggot" as in Weird Internet Person and not homosexual. I hope this clears up any misunderstanding).

For the last time, I don't want to roleplay with you, dad!

These guys don't usually give you warnings like this, but when they do, heed them! If you don't I can't be responsible for anything you've ingested in the last six hours. You may not be keeping it!

Good thing none of these guys can find a woman who would be willing to date them.

Sounds like a bunch of Star Trek shit to me, but with an odd fetish twist.

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