Whoops. Spoke too soon.
If it's any consolation, rest assured that Geyl is up in heaven selling virtual garbage to morons...
The only thing I'm going to leave behind as my "Internet legacy" is a whole bunch of intolerance and misinformation about subjects I know nothing about. And isn't that the way it should be?
Uh-oh... the plot thins.
Something that happened on the Internet turned out to not be true? Well, I never.
Uh, thanks for putting me in your will, dad. I'll make sure to take care of these diaper fur avatars for you...
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I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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