A lucrative business proposal indeed!


Griefers take note.


So in summary I'll accomplish nothing this weekend... or ever.


If someone in Second Life asked me to come over to visit them because they had cancer but in reality wanted to trap me in their basement and rape me repeatedly I'd have to do it. It's amazing how strong friendships are in Second Life!


Drama? On the Internet?!


CJ Renegade explains his sorry, pathetic past.

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