Okay honey, here's how our marriage is going to work. I'll work and pay for everything and you just stay home and play Second Life while developing relationships with other men from the Internet.
That's not enough dicks if you ask me.
Now that Second Life is down I can finally get around to doing my dishes and washing my vagina.
How do Second Life players spend their weekend? Playing Second Life of course!
Working for the weekend!
Yup, CNN thinks this is relevant.
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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