Okay honey, here's how our marriage is going to work. I'll work and pay for everything and you just stay home and play Second Life while developing relationships with other men from the Internet.


That's not enough dicks if you ask me.


Now that Second Life is down I can finally get around to doing my dishes and washing my vagina.


How do Second Life players spend their weekend? Playing Second Life of course!


Working for the weekend!


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