Okay honey, here's how our marriage is going to work. I'll work and pay for everything and you just stay home and play Second Life while developing relationships with other men from the Internet.
That's not enough dicks if you ask me.
Now that Second Life is down I can finally get around to doing my dishes and washing my vagina.
How do Second Life players spend their weekend? Playing Second Life of course!
Working for the weekend!
Yup, CNN thinks this is relevant.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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