I, too, fear the emptiness of yeasty oblivion.


DEAR LADIES, YOU'RE WELCOME! LOVE, DUDES


If I saw this above a urinal I was visiting, I would be thinking "I am not going to hire this freakish law firm."


I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER SET OF BREASTS I'M GONNA SCREAM

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