Any stupid bitch can raise a kid! It's much, much harder when you're smart. Like me. 
I know that we'd like to hear more of what these guys think about age of consent laws but oh god no we wouldn't.
This Week on Something Awful...
The Nightmare Realm of Youtube Videos for Children
Take a journey to the haunted end of the uncanny valley with these terrifying and just plain terrible youtube videos for children.
A Message from Your Local Halloween Superstore Proprietor
The hermit crab of retail shares his business secrets.
Gaming Guyz 34: The First Last Ever
After 34 episodes the Gaming Guyz FINALLY hit their stride!... in the final episode.
Animal Anomalies 2014!
The SA Goons create a new batch of adorable/abominable animal hybrids for the first time since 2008!
Bogus Holidays!
It's too late to buy Boss's Day gifts, you're fired. But you can still shop for other fake holidays!
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