Women should go fuck themselves. Also, they should let men fuck them more. It's very complicated. More fucking of various kinds. No pegging.
Looks like Tide has turned! Ha ha! But seriously, can this stuff get stains out of the like-a-burqa-but-not-Muslim thing I make my daughter wear?
One of these posts contains complete nonsense; the other offers some helpful information about handbags!
Zebert is on to your feminist agenda, tuvw870. And he's revoking your "broad pass"! Ha ha *unhealthy cough*
Thanks to Gorilla Codpiece, IrvingWashington, Aerial Tollhouse, Jesoteric, marsattacks, Plutonis, King Lou, linall, Internet Wizard, gandhichan, SiliconX, SurreptitiousMuffin, thunderspanks, echopapa, Sines of Madness and Xandu for helping me to realize the extent of my oppression! Stay strong, brothers (none of you better be women).
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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