Women should go fuck themselves. Also, they should let men fuck them more. It's very complicated. More fucking of various kinds. No pegging.
Looks like Tide has turned! Ha ha! But seriously, can this stuff get stains out of the like-a-burqa-but-not-Muslim thing I make my daughter wear?
One of these posts contains complete nonsense; the other offers some helpful information about handbags!
Zebert is on to your feminist agenda, tuvw870. And he's revoking your "broad pass"! Ha ha *unhealthy cough*
Thanks to Gorilla Codpiece, IrvingWashington, Aerial Tollhouse, Jesoteric, marsattacks, Plutonis, King Lou, linall, Internet Wizard, gandhichan, SiliconX, SurreptitiousMuffin, thunderspanks, echopapa, Sines of Madness and Xandu for helping me to realize the extent of my oppression! Stay strong, brothers (none of you better be women).
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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