I imagine Zebert lives in a state of constant surprise.
Say, are you actually Frank T.J. Mackey? I liked you more in Magnolia. You were so intense, so forceful, so fictional.
Now you've done it, Zebert. Now you've gone too far for even V3NOM1300, you feminized Marxist you.
You heard the man. Someone must slay Susan Boyle with a jousting weapon. It's the only hope for our species.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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