I imagine Zebert lives in a state of constant surprise.
Say, are you actually Frank T.J. Mackey? I liked you more in Magnolia. You were so intense, so forceful, so fictional.
Now you've done it, Zebert. Now you've gone too far for even V3NOM1300, you feminized Marxist you.
You heard the man. Someone must slay Susan Boyle with a jousting weapon. It's the only hope for our species.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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