I used to be a feminist but then this guy started barking at me like a dog in the elevator and I thought 'men are alright.'



V3N0M1300 is so psyched about the new Mortal Kombat, I guarantee it.



Zebert becomes kinda cute when you start to consider he's actually a highly intelligent egg.


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