Steampunk is pretty confusing to me. I would say the first time I was introduced to it was in Final Fantasy 6, but I never really beat off to the concept of airships and brass goggles and all of that horse shit. I just thought Kefka's laugh was kind of cool. I guess this is where I reached that crossroad in my life where it was determined that I would be a normal member of society rather than a social outcast wearing Victorian era clothing and saying things like "good sir" and "dirigible."

Sick burn motherfucker!

And then I got my ass kicked every day for the rest of my life.

Retarded like you, and virginity never to be lost!

Steampunk John Oliver is amused.

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