It's just so fucking deep.

Sooo I finally got in touch with "my girlfriend" after a year of silence to talk about this whole marriage thing.

Well I'm convinced that the right person is designing this thing!

Had you been born a hundred years earlier, nobody would have had to read this godawful fucking post.

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