It must be all that inbreeding.

See above.

No it's true. I'm a fucking sasquatch now.

These are some good subjects that need to be discussed immediately.

Sorry ladies, he's taken.

So you've ruined your life.

You can also use your cock to force yourself into things, like concerts, clubs, and your date's innocence.

KAWAIIII!!!

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