That one singer, what's her name again? Shit, I can't remember. Oh who cares.
Your poetry is not yours, it belongs to the ages, and my RECYCLE BIN!
Let's hope for a suicide murder.
I've worked up this whole online persona and I use it to post trivial shit about my eye and such.
Bitch was asking for it.
Golly, I hope he's okay.
Using the power of Google Brand Internet Search I have discovered that "GetBackers" is some queer anime.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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