Random Retards

That one singer, what's her name again? Shit, I can't remember. Oh who cares.

Your poetry is not yours, it belongs to the ages, and my RECYCLE BIN!

Let's hope for a suicide murder.

I've worked up this whole online persona and I use it to post trivial shit about my eye and such.

Bitch was asking for it.

Golly, I hope he's okay.

Using the power of Google Brand Internet Search I have discovered that "GetBackers" is some queer anime.

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