That one singer, what's her name again? Shit, I can't remember. Oh who cares.
Your poetry is not yours, it belongs to the ages, and my RECYCLE BIN!
Let's hope for a suicide murder.
I've worked up this whole online persona and I use it to post trivial shit about my eye and such.
Bitch was asking for it.
Golly, I hope he's okay.
Using the power of Google Brand Internet Search I have discovered that "GetBackers" is some queer anime.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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