That one singer, what's her name again? Shit, I can't remember. Oh who cares.
Your poetry is not yours, it belongs to the ages, and my RECYCLE BIN!
Let's hope for a suicide murder.
I've worked up this whole online persona and I use it to post trivial shit about my eye and such.
Bitch was asking for it.
Golly, I hope he's okay.
Using the power of Google Brand Internet Search I have discovered that "GetBackers" is some queer anime.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
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