We know more about planes than the developer and instead of designing our own flight sim we complain about this one on the internet.

I would like to someday meet a woman that has the same interests that I do, like erotic asphyxiation and scat. Who is that lucky girl going to be?

This is why you never ever become friends with a girl. You have to listen to shit like this all the time.

I didn't think anyone cared enough about whores to actually discuss the issues associated with sucking dick for money.

Woah it's true. It's a hooker message board!

Come on this can't be real. Strippers don't have feelings.

Go back to being dead.

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