Let's just go ahead and get all the images about jacking off your friends out of the way right now.
Well I don't know, are you?!
It's getting hot in here.
Don't worry, Hot Springs Hotel always compels me to engage in some good old fashioned gay incest.
This guy wants in on the action.
I've got them all beat, elephant included.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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