Let's just go ahead and get all the images about jacking off your friends out of the way right now.
Well I don't know, are you?!
It's getting hot in here.
Don't worry, Hot Springs Hotel always compels me to engage in some good old fashioned gay incest.
This guy wants in on the action.
I've got them all beat, elephant included.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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