Let's just go ahead and get all the images about jacking off your friends out of the way right now.

Well I don't know, are you?!

It's getting hot in here.

Don't worry, Hot Springs Hotel always compels me to engage in some good old fashioned gay incest.

This guy wants in on the action.

I've got them all beat, elephant included.

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