If I'm ever on my deathbed and they're about to pull the plug on me, I want "Von Manstink" on my side.

They're waiting for you "raped duck", in the test chamber.

Come election time, I'm voting "Cheesegod".

"TAOC" ended up becoming Idiot King for this abomination.

Goodbye internet!

– Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez

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