If I'm ever on my deathbed and they're about to pull the plug on me, I want "Von Manstink" on my side.
They're waiting for you "raped duck", in the test chamber.
Come election time, I'm voting "Cheesegod".
"TAOC" ended up becoming Idiot King for this abomination.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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