If you write to them about suicide you'll probably be dead within 24 hours anyway.
Well whatever you do don't call the police.
Truer words were never spoken.
Heres the perfect website for you.
Nope, not really.
I sympathize with your inability to deal with human emotion.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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