If you write to them about suicide you'll probably be dead within 24 hours anyway.
Well whatever you do don't call the police.
Truer words were never spoken.
Heres the perfect website for you.
Nope, not really.
I sympathize with your inability to deal with human emotion.
Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Something Awful reviews the latest indie sensation that everyone says is good so of course it is.
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