Holy shit! We've been found out!
My penis' name is Diane.
This is image number 84.
This this here is image number 85.
If he's in fact a pussy then he's in good company on your forums.
What's a video card?
Thanks for that.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends Discosis, glompix, Narf, MyushiVerSCOOTY, Elektrenai, Nifty, LobsterBoatBoy, Gene Simmons, DigitalJesus, Sir Sexy Ferrot, Vistaquest, The_Flash, Auraphex, showdax, Mandor, jackelope, Incoherence, Sebbe, Mighty Stalker, oh man my balls, teekun, wolffenstein, and Phantom Sanders for contributing to this report.
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TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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