Holy shit! We've been found out!
My penis' name is Diane.
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If he's in fact a pussy then he's in good company on your forums.
What's a video card?
Thanks for that.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends Discosis, glompix, Narf, MyushiVerSCOOTY, Elektrenai, Nifty, LobsterBoatBoy, Gene Simmons, DigitalJesus, Sir Sexy Ferrot, Vistaquest, The_Flash, Auraphex, showdax, Mandor, jackelope, Incoherence, Sebbe, Mighty Stalker, oh man my balls, teekun, wolffenstein, and Phantom Sanders for contributing to this report.
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Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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