Holy shit! We've been found out!
My penis' name is Diane.
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If he's in fact a pussy then he's in good company on your forums.
What's a video card?
Thanks for that.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends Discosis, glompix, Narf, MyushiVerSCOOTY, Elektrenai, Nifty, LobsterBoatBoy, Gene Simmons, DigitalJesus, Sir Sexy Ferrot, Vistaquest, The_Flash, Auraphex, showdax, Mandor, jackelope, Incoherence, Sebbe, Mighty Stalker, oh man my balls, teekun, wolffenstein, and Phantom Sanders for contributing to this report.
Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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