Well I doubt you'll get one now.
It's all downhill from here.
I can't wait until this chick has to get a job and fend for herself.
Anything I can do to help you in your great endeavor?
You store your semen in your brain.
Call the national guard!
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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