Well I doubt you'll get one now.
It's all downhill from here.
I can't wait until this chick has to get a job and fend for herself.
Anything I can do to help you in your great endeavor?
You store your semen in your brain.
Call the national guard!
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
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