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I don't know what a "Hoobastank" is but I do know a shitty forum when I see one.

I don't know folks. I just don't know.

Congrats!

Who gives a shit what it means? Oh that's right, morons.

Doug I want to open my legs for you soooooo bad!!!

I want you to insert a hot dog into my anus and blow it up my intestinal tract and into my stomach with your mouth Doug! Oh god, Doug!

Only an idiot would copyright a turd like that.

Now they're rapping about Rite Aid!

You're going to hit it big someday, kid!

Another number one hit from "diana_vanderh"! She's been on the down syndrome artist's top 100 for seven weeks already!

THIS IS WHERE I EXPRESS MY DISGUST FOR THIS PARTICULAR POST.

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