Eat the riches! Eat your money! The revolution will be DELICIOUS!!!

At least it isn't emo poetry.

GREAT STORY I LOVE IT.

Maybe in jail you could finally get a date.

Maybe you smell. I don't know.

I'm sure that guy is glad he asked you to write an article for him.

Everybody loves Che!

So is Che a fetish or something?

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