I'm not reading any of that.

Did I hear something?

These guys are going to revolutionize the world with their innovative thoughts and ideas!

Why ask why?

I'll google your face if you don't pipe down.

He smoked Cock brand cigars.

Wasn't this the plot to Friends?

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