I feel sorry for today's children.
This girl needs to have her vagina sewed up as soon as possible.
I love making my daughter cry. It's so cute!
Her bloated belly is stuck on the shift key no doubt.
Oh no! I went to my GLS and she said I have to BML or GBI and I was like OMG. My DS spoke to my ILS and he said AME HLS BM. OLME BS DS CGT.
These pregnant cows are just so exciting.
Looking for a babysitter on the internet? Oh well, your funeral.
It definately has nothing to do with the fact that you're as big as a house.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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