I feel sorry for today's children.

This girl needs to have her vagina sewed up as soon as possible.

I love making my daughter cry. It's so cute!

Her bloated belly is stuck on the shift key no doubt.

Oh no! I went to my GLS and she said I have to BML or GBI and I was like OMG. My DS spoke to my ILS and he said AME HLS BM. OLME BS DS CGT.

These pregnant cows are just so exciting.

Looking for a babysitter on the internet? Oh well, your funeral.

It definately has nothing to do with the fact that you're as big as a house.

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