I feel sorry for today's children.
This girl needs to have her vagina sewed up as soon as possible.
I love making my daughter cry. It's so cute!
Her bloated belly is stuck on the shift key no doubt.
Oh no! I went to my GLS and she said I have to BML or GBI and I was like OMG. My DS spoke to my ILS and he said AME HLS BM. OLME BS DS CGT.
These pregnant cows are just so exciting.
Looking for a babysitter on the internet? Oh well, your funeral.
It definately has nothing to do with the fact that you're as big as a house.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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