You're a real idiot.

Size 13 isn't that big though. I wear a 13 and they always have my size.

I'm going to make a career out of doing this on random message boards.

First Tokyo Mew Mew, then the world!

I will not in a million years be able to understand what the fuck this post is about.

Oh no it's the internet mob! Run for your life!

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