You're a real idiot.
Size 13 isn't that big though. I wear a 13 and they always have my size.
I'm going to make a career out of doing this on random message boards.
First Tokyo Mew Mew, then the world!
I will not in a million years be able to understand what the fuck this post is about.
Oh no it's the internet mob! Run for your life!
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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