You are gay and every single person on your server should make it a point to remind you daily.
Epic fucking wins all around gentlemen.
I'll get Bella.. you'll see.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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