White girls date like this and black girls date like this.
If I had known a fart would net me a free trip to first base I would have been doing that shit a long time ago.
A thousand rimshots good sir.
Cows don't drink gasoline you idiot!
NFL teams may soon be lining up to bid on a man who can destroy defensive lines as thoroughly as he destroyed his own child's balls.
One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
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