White girls date like this and black girls date like this.
If I had known a fart would net me a free trip to first base I would have been doing that shit a long time ago.
A thousand rimshots good sir.
Cows don't drink gasoline you idiot!
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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