White girls date like this and black girls date like this.
If I had known a fart would net me a free trip to first base I would have been doing that shit a long time ago.
A thousand rimshots good sir.
Cows don't drink gasoline you idiot!
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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