Fat Teen Boy Message
I can't read any of these damn images without squinting because it's black fucking text on a dark blue background. There is only one page of these images so skip it if you feel so inclined. It's the fat teen boys message board from last Sunday's Awful Link of the Day.
This is what you fatasses have to look forward to, girls named Katie telling you that you smell. I know this all too well.
I put everything I drink in the freezer for 15 minutes before I drink it. I cannot drink something if it is not halfway frozen. It's a sickness I have.
For 11 years I thought I was a girl.
You have a problem when your breasts are bigger than your girlfriend's. If you had a girlfriend.
It's like having sex with a briar patch.
TROLL ALERT. DON'T FEED THE TROLL. CAUTION: TROLL UNDER BRIDGE.
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When it comes to molesting young boys the Catholic church has a weight limit.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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