Fat Teen Boy Message

I can't read any of these damn images without squinting because it's black fucking text on a dark blue background. There is only one page of these images so skip it if you feel so inclined. It's the fat teen boys message board from last Sunday's Awful Link of the Day.

This is what you fatasses have to look forward to, girls named Katie telling you that you smell. I know this all too well.

I put everything I drink in the freezer for 15 minutes before I drink it. I cannot drink something if it is not halfway frozen. It's a sickness I have.

For 11 years I thought I was a girl.

You have a problem when your breasts are bigger than your girlfriend's. If you had a girlfriend.

It's like having sex with a briar patch.


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