THE HUNGER Music Video (thanks Lowtax) - A tone deaf Peter Murphy impersonator collides with a royalty-free track ripped from the "100 Songs to Spice Up Your Quarterly Presentation" CD collection. The music is just a feeble soundtrack for the real star here: the staggeringly serious and CGI-filled music video. It tells the story of a time traveling vampire love affair in the way that only a cinematic from a late 90s Z-grade adventure game could.
This makes the worst excesses of the 80s new wave on MTV look like a bootleg VHS from a Slayer concert in Detroit you found on a skeleton in the desert. I swear these guys saw the wrong Pat Benatar video one night and thought, "Hey, our LARPing group would be awesome in a video!"
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.