Democratic National Committee, submitted by me. This is the site of the political party that takes its name from Democracy but gives it a bad name by not supporting the war on terror! America needs to defend itself, because if you have no defense the enemy could easily find their way into our bases and run amok on our soldiers! We need to arm ourselves and tackle our enemies! Peace won't exist until we tackle the terrorists into smithereens! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT! And initiate US occupation of the Muslim world! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT LETS TEACH THEM DEMOCRACY LIKE GOD WANTS US TO!!!!!
RED, WHITE, AND BLUE MUST STAND TRUE! ALL THE WAY OR NOTHING! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HIKE!!!!!!!
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