Yellow Rat 'FoxySquirrel' Fairydiddle's Journal, submitted by Itachi. These days finding a horrifying personality dwelling in the sewer of Live Journal is not all that remarkable, but that's not to say that the personalities themselves aren't quite remarkable. They seeminly exist just to obsessively update an invisible audience on their every move, mood swing, and CD change. The best are the ones like FoxySquirrel whose journals are so insane and vile that they might as well be open letters to the FBI. FoxySquirrel, from what I've gathered, is a functionally retarded person who thinks they are a squirrel, that they are pretty much every sexual orientation possible, and that they are definitely furry.
i have to say i am both DEPRESSED and ANGERY right nowi mean, how HARD is it to find someone who cares
i'm going to see my Grandaddy in a mo
if he's there
this time
my bro is all ill and yuk. hope he gets better in a SMALL amount of time
i love Squirrels
i AM a Squirrel
i'm a WOMYN to
and i'm GAY
well, bi
but GAY
"Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[...]eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus christ;-denie your maker--------er"
"alice in chains"
These are the web sites, the mad rantings of mongoloid sexual deviants, that ensure the Internet will never be as legitimate as actual publishing. As long as FoxySquirrel can run his/her ignored freakshow of stupidity sites like Home Starr Runner will never be as remembered as the shittiest Garfield compilation.
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