The Xtreme Strength Gallery, submitted by Puppy. In two words, this site is about buff women. In four words, this site is about pictures of buff women. In as many words as I damn well please, this site is a bare bones depository for the most worthless drawings, poser models, and photoshops of insanely buff women doing insanely buff things that you could ever need, assuming you were in a situation where your life depended upon finding worthless drawings, poser models, and photoshops of insanely buff women. These women not only have larger muscles than anyone who has ever lived, they also frequently have new muscle groups previously unknown to biological science. Most of them also have enormous breasts, but I think it's safe to assume that they're just housing for more muscles.
She frolics in the molten metal like it is water.
Yeah, that's just great. Keep frolicking, there, Veiny. Meanwhile, I'll be taking bets on how long it will be before your skin just says "fuck it" and lets your ungodly muscles rip on through. Don't get me wrong, I think women have every right to be a strong as they want to be, but there's musclebound and then there's immobile due to sheer mass of shoulders. As far as quality of the actual art is concerned, the above picture would be considered to be in the upper echelon. The rest of the stuff is more along the lines of this:
You know what I like best about that picture? How it is in no way photoshopped and how the proportions of the car and the girl are in no way completely the fuck out of whack. If eight-inch tall supergirls hefting cars is your thing, then you're sure to have a ball at this site. Of course, there are plenty of others things to heft, such as trains, trucks, tanks, and of course, freakishly pregnant velociraptors. Where would society be without those? A lot less crazy, that's for damn sure.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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