Reliance Armor Systems, submitted by Jeff. I have spent the past week pouring over every website even slightly related to body armor on the entire Internet and I have come to a conclusion: they pretty much all suck. While Reliance Armor Systems is definitely not the worst of the bunch, I figured I would use it since our buddy Jeff who is helping us with the armor plates works there. To the people in the body armor industry; look, I know having a rad website is not the top priority in your industry, but when you're selling products on the web maybe just a few less animated GIFs would be nice.
While you're looking at this site feel free to buy a whole bunch of stuff, because these folks are really great and I can't say enough nice things about them. Except that damn spinning dollar sign has got to go.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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