Society For Barefoot Living, submitted by me. Apparently walking around barefoot isn't just something you do when you're in your home and don't have clean socks available. It's a lifestyle that defines you. Here you'll find all the info you'll need to cast aside the shoes that society pressured you into wearing for so long, including a treatise on why you should be able to enter establishments such as restaurants without shoes on. There's even a few creepy POV galleries of people walking across varied surfaces with descriptions like "caressing and noisy surface", and voyeuristic shots of totally random people walking barefoot near the beach.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker (@DennisFarrell)

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