Thanksgiving ranks among America's unfunniest national happenings, so I wasn't surprised that an ALotD inbox search returned only a handful of suggestions, mostly novelty-product hoaxes and weird PETA torture videos. That leaves thepointless.com's take on the turkey, which isn't especially awful, but it'll do, because dammit, it's a holiday!
Turkies are large reptiles that only live on farms.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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